For your reading pleasure, I, your humble servanty type fellow, and Scribe to The Elder Mods, have unearthed 3 more verses of the Book Of Don't! Tell your kids, tell your neighbors, tell the box of baking soda way in the back of the icebox. The path to enlightment they aren't, but they can help pave the way to a long and prosperous forum career. Or at least help prevent orneryness a little.