One little typo....
*jumps on the Priscelliepult and launches self into the Nutella lake*
I hope we haven't scared Taru off...
It is by snark alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire 'tude, the lips acquire mouthiness, the glares become a warning. It is by snark alone I set my mind in motion.
KICKASS! We just surpassed $5,000! Thank you all so much!*jumps on the Priscelliepult and launches self into the Nutella lake*
Kentucky Fried Shuriken - Finger Lickin' Death.
Nah, women are just batshit crazy ALL the time!
*holds up 8.1 sign*Nyet, is true Russian score, also in Soviet Russia Nutella launches into you!
*picks another sign at random, holds it up—picture of Old Spice Guy*
...Can I move to Soviet Russia?*looks at Old Spice Guy**looks at jar of Nutella**looks at Old Spice Guy**smiles slyly, closes door*