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Re: Help needed: Good song for a vampire stripper
« Reply #15 on: March 13, 2010, 12:07:45 AM »
Love Bites by Judas Priest
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I forgot the other couple my b/f suggested, but he said strippers love their hair bands and metal.  And from what he's told me, he spent quite a bit of time in strip clubs when he was in his early 20s.
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Re: Help needed: Good song for a vampire stripper
« Reply #16 on: March 13, 2010, 12:21:32 AM »
I forgot the other couple my b/f suggested, but he said strippers love their hair bands and metal.  And from what he's told me, he spent quite a bit of time in strip clubs when he was in his early 20s.

Must be a regional thing.   In my early 20s it was...Yellowman.

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Re: Help needed: Good song for a vampire stripper
« Reply #17 on: March 16, 2010, 04:26:01 PM »
Well, it's not really Southern Rock and rather subtle, but what about "I wear my Sunglasses at Night"? ;D

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Re: Help needed: Good song for a vampire stripper
« Reply #18 on: March 16, 2010, 07:34:09 PM »
"Closer" by Kings of Leon

I don't know how "stripper" it is, but everytime I hear it I think it should be on True Blood.
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Re: Help needed: Good song for a vampire stripper
« Reply #19 on: March 18, 2010, 10:02:52 PM »
I'm writing a kind of Twhinelite/Dresden Files/Yami no Matsuei crossover/mash-up, which involves a motley team of preternatural investigators doing some undercover work at a "gentleman's club" in Chicago. This includes the one girl on the team, who's a kind of low-key White Court vampire/energy vamp getting a job as a stripper. She's kind of playing up the vampire part of her nature ("Oh, I'm one of those vampire lifestyle people, but don't worry, it's just a personal kink and my boyfriend is my donor, so it's all safe.") as part of her cover. I'm just stuck as to what would be a good song for her to strip to; one or two of the songs on the "True Blood" soundtrack album work, but since they're a bit on a Southern rock wave-length, I was trying to think of something not quite so regional. Any thoughts?


Pour some sugar on me.  best stripper song ever.
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Re: Help needed: Good song for a vampire stripper
« Reply #20 on: March 18, 2010, 10:27:41 PM »

Pour some sugar on me.  best stripper song ever.

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Re: Help needed: Good song for a vampire stripper
« Reply #21 on: March 19, 2010, 07:17:35 PM »
Well you could do Nickleback's Something in your mouth ;)

For something a little more sultry you could use the opening credits for Trueblood - I wanna do bad things to you.

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Re: Help needed: Good song for a vampire stripper
« Reply #22 on: March 24, 2010, 03:21:04 PM »
Love Bites by Def Leppard, not sure if it'd be appropriate for her attitude, but it was the first song to jump to mind when I saw your post ^^

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Re: Help needed: Good song for a vampire stripper
« Reply #23 on: March 24, 2010, 03:43:12 PM »
Strip Club by Young Buck....it's SICK, vampire or not.

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Re: Help needed: Good song for a vampire stripper
« Reply #25 on: March 26, 2010, 07:21:07 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wh9sdTlxRkI&NR=1

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« Reply #26 on: March 26, 2010, 07:22:52 PM »

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Re: Help needed: Good song for a vampire stripper
« Reply #27 on: March 31, 2010, 08:22:26 PM »
if you want stripperish possibly michael jackson blood on the dancefloor, if you want a little darker massive attack unfinished sympathy

any good?

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Re: Help needed: Good song for a vampire stripper
« Reply #28 on: March 31, 2010, 09:17:32 PM »
If it moves-kill it! If it doesn't-pick it up and kill it!!

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Re: Help needed: Good song for a vampire stripper
« Reply #29 on: March 31, 2010, 09:45:12 PM »

For some reason, the entire concept of a *song* as understood today just seems wrong for a vampire. 

What would vampires listen to if they didn't care for the influence of mass-market score publishers and disdained the conventions of Tin Pan Alley?

"3-minute song with a hook refrain?   BAH!  I want to seduce them, not have their attention controlled by formulaic jingles"
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