Someone mentioned this is a contest, I didn't know anything about it but it sounded fun. Basically, you write the worst opening line to a novel that you can think up.
"Once upon a time there were two kung fu rabbi's who lived with a narcoleptic zombie clown that had an eating disorder, which wasn't really bad - just a nasty vice, like smoking or playing with pogs."
"It was only when I pulled down my pants that I realized this was going to be a very bad day."
/bored
